The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana)

Rio and I decided to make up a mess of fun by making
chocolate covered bananas.
Rio does not seem to care for chocolate or bananas,
but that's neither here nor there.

Step 1: strip child down to her skivvies - controlled mess is best.
Step 2: attempt to keep child from throwing bananas into the sink or
on the floor.
Step 3: demonstrate proper procedure for dipping bananas into chocolate.
Step 4: try to take pictures swiftly before child can get chocolate on camera.
Step 5: watch in horror as child dips banana and then quickly flings chocolate

all over kitchen.

Step 6: laugh it off - she's having a great time.
Step 7: try to wrestle remaining two bananas out of child's remarkably

strong grip.

Step 8: clean child, amazed that she doesn't want to lick the chocolate off

of herself.

Step 9: clean kitchen which now resembles a crime scene.
Step 10: eat a chocolate covered banana and wonder what I was thinking.